Gammal mormor tycker om att bli knullad medan hon böjer sig

So girl, what's going on with you?

Nothing, girl. I had a really bad date this weekend.

I can tell. You sound bummed over the phone.

Yeah, I went online looking for this girl to go out on a date with and it just wasn't popping.

Hold on, what? You went online to find a girl to go out with?