Han hittar en asiat vid vägen och knullar henne

Well, Mom and Dad, your son Jax finally made it big.

What do you think of the new neighborhood?

They know I signed a big contract with a major company, but not a major adult company.

Hell, I'm getting paid more than any other videographer in the business.

When you guys come out here to L.A. to visit me, I'll take you to the hottest restaurants in L.A.