Ett missförstånd med styvmamma leder till tabu sex och insemination

What's up mom? Oh hey, how are you?

It's been like two weeks since my birthday. You still haven't gotten me anything.

I was gonna say, there's my birthday boy. Well honey, it's um, you know, just still being made. I just...

Oh, what do you mean it's still being made?

I just, I honestly, I haven't gotten it.